white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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