using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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