i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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