Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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