somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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