plz talk dirty to me
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Well I just put wine in my tea
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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