Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
My penis needs a shock collar
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
