This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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