Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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