But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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