what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Randomize
