Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So vagazzling was a success
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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