i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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