You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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