dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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