Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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