i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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