Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
A bitchslap is in order.
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