Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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