i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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