How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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