Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Randomize