i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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