the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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