I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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