Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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