Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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