the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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