Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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