talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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