great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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