As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He kissed a someone with a penis
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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