Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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