Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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