I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Say something about gay babies.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
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My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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