either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Buhtt sex?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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