too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
