Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
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