38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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