Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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