just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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