I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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