she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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