"it" just moved
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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