Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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