sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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