is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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