We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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