god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The best revenge is premature balding
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She bit a glass in half.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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