I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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