Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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