i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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