its not stalking. its research.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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