Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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