Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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