i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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