In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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